JB is my master now.

Hey. It's me, JB. And if you sign up for my little bookclub I will send you a cool free novella, and I totally will not crack open your bank accounts or anything like that. On the other hand, you know, if you are interested, I do know the former finance minister of an oil-rich African nation and if you let us have your bank account details...

No? Really? Oh, all right. Just your email and the freebie then...
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